Modern corporate environments demand new forms of personal sacrifice (bit). Make an ultimate sacrifice by naming your child as your company name (tip).
Examples: <Your Company Name>ina, <Your Company Name>in, <Your Company Name>a with generic catchalls Companin and Companina.
- Dmitry Vostokov @ ManagementBits.com -
A relation of an employee to an employer and vice versa can be metaphorically modeled by these stages:
Fiancee
Feelings of admiration and love from a potential employee towards an employer or from a potential employer towards a desperately needed future employee
Married
Employment contract
After that a relationship path can diverge into these states:
Separated
Untouchable or ignored employee or employer. No feelings or other ties other than basic bottom line contractual obligations like monthly payments and office hours
Divorced
When an employee is made redundant, dumped or quits a company voluntarily
Widowed
When one party or both are deceased
- Dmitry Vostokov @ ManagementBits.com -